Death and Injuries

[uaa_agents]

Injuries, Death and Dying

> Injuries

Put mildly, the UAA gives little to no fucks about your injuries. Small scrapes, bruises and the like will have to be healed normally, no matter the situation. Broken bones and other major injuries sustained in ranked battles will be taken care of by the UAA's people. Their super fast healing won't always work out for you. It might hurt a lot. It will also cost a good amount of your earnings from the fight.

The only exception to the major injuries rule is this: body parts completely removed from the body cannot be reattached while the body is living. So if you lose an arm and survive? Don't expect it to be reattached. You can have a robot limb attached instead, but affording that will be literally financially impossible for most assassins. Most will have to make do with the wound simply being cauterized so that they do not bleed to death.

Until the next time an assassin dies, they will need to survive without that arm/leg/torso. Once the character has died, they will wake up with the appendage reattached. Try not to think too hard about the fact the UAA has kept your severed limbs.

> Death and Dying

For those unfortunate enough to experience defeat in Santa Destroy, 99/100 times, it will end in death. (The UAA is still sorting its rules on "defeat" after the unprecedented survival of an assassin in the last round, followed by the forfeit of an assassin who won anyway because his survived after his opponent. However, so long as the UAA defines "victory" as "not being dead at the end," they feel as if they don't need to elaborate on the 1/100 times). Well, it's harmless enough if you come back fine and dandy in the morning, right?

Wrong.

Fact of the matter is, you die. It looks like death, and it feels like death.

But, never fear! If you die in a ranking battle, you'll wake up fine and dandy either in your own bed, or, if you are homeless, in a room at the Motel No More Heroes (disclaimer: The UAA does not necessarily know where you sleep. You may end up in someone else's bed entirely). You'll be fighting fit, and upon any examination, it'll be as if you never died (disclaimer: psychological evaluations are not covered by the UAA)! The only scars you'll have will be psychological, we promise.

HOWEVER for the ranked assassin who gets a little overzealous about fighting and ends up dead on the streets, things aren't quite as nice. The UAA pays you to fight for spectacle, remember? So unofficial street fights won't be as pretty in the end. If you die without registering your fight, the UAA will put you back together, but you'll be missing something: a memory. Sure, it's cliche, but you're in a game based on No More Heroes, what did you expect? First timers lose something simple, like their last birthday, or their home address. Second timers will lose something a little bigger, like what their parents' faces look like, or how they met their best friend. So on and so forth until you have a total amnesiac. Try not to fight.

HOWEVER (again) for those killed outside of ranked fights in accidents (getting mowed down by a car, or getting killed in the destruction of someone else's fight, etc), characters will only lose simple things, like the existence of Velcro shoes, the order of the alphabet, or that breathing is an involuntary bodily function. These are all things that either can be relearned quickly, or were of no consequence in the first place.

No, really, try not to die.

For characters who have died outside of a ranked battle, please fill out the following:
<b>Name:</b> Character name <b>Cause of death:</b> A fight, or an accident? If the latter, please give details. <b>Notes:</b> Suggestions of what memory the character has lost, or any other notes may go here.

Comments

[esoteric_rose]

Name: Grell Sutcliffe
Cause of death: Travis Touchdown
Notes: Either the number of souls she was due to collect aboard the Campania, or the last name of Angelina Durless.

[uaa_agents]

Grell will be forgetting the last name of Angelina Durless.

[orphism]

WHOOPS I EXPECTED HIM TO LAST A LITTLE BIT LONGER

Name: Minato Arisato
Cause of death: Stupidity Murdered by Takaya.
Notes: HMM, the Kyoto Class Trip perhaps? If not, open to other ideas.

[uaa_agents]

Since it's a pretty big gap of time and it's his first death (sort... of...), Minato will forget the hot spring portion of the trip.

[staplerkun]

Name: Miles Edgeworth
Cause of death: Chickenboy, aka Kouki, pushed him off the rooftop in rage.
Notes: I want to see what terrible things you can come up with.

[uaa_agents]

Miles will be forgetting his home phone number when he lived with his father.

[demonimp]

The thread he dies in isn't over, but he totally died on may 10th.

Name: Mikazuki Shinonome
Cause of death: A fight.
Notes: Mikazuki could forget the title of the anime he used to watch with the other Beast Knights; "Magical Mary", maybe?

[uaa_agents]

Mikazuki will forget that title! That sounds like an interesting show.

[redheadband]

Name: Yukiko Amagi
Cause of death: Death by Takaya's revolver for the 4th wall.
Notes: I have no suggestions... Do your worst. If it makes the IT upset all the better.

[uaa_agents]

Yukiko will be forgetting what the Amagi Inn looks like. Outside, inside, the entire property will be blank in her mind.

[segues]

Name: Fuu Hououji
Cause of death: Dickery 4th wall-related shenanigans
Notes: I got no clue.

[uaa_agents]

Fuu will be forgetting the names and faces of her classmates from her middle school. No matter how hard she may try, she will not be able to recall any of their identities.

[dontthink_feel]

Name: Chie Satonaka
Cause of death: Jesus imposter
Notes: Just. Add to her ruination. Have fun with it.

[uaa_agents]

Chie will lose her memories about her dog. She will remember distinctly that she has one, but she will not be able to remember anything about him. Not his name, not his breed, not his personality -- just a blank.

[mode_gears]

Name: Charon Walken
Cause of death: A little of A and a little of B. Miki accidentally blind sided him and activated her weapon without meaning too. He got crushed.
Notes: Either he forgets exactly why he dyes his hair black or he can forget one of the two names for Fermet that he knows (Life or Demolitioner).

[uaa_agents]

Charon deserves a worse punishment for your pun, Spazzy.

Charon will forget why he dyes his hair black.

[saucychef]

Name: Ukyo Kuonji
Cause of death: Angry ghosts. :^(
Notes: The recipe to her family's special okonomiyaki sauce?

[uaa_agents]

V. acceptable. That's the best part of it.

Ukyo will forget the recipe.

[redheadband]

Name: Yukiko Amagi
Cause of death: Grell™
Notes: Do your worst

[uaa_agents]

Due to the nature of the death, Yukiko will be losing the memory of her maxing her social link with Souji. That includes the resolution she comes to that allowed her to use Amaterasu.

[inhumanity]

Name: Christopher Chareau de Red
Cause of death: betrayer of friends Grell Sutcliffe UAA hitman
Notes: Hmm, maybe he forgets how to make profiteroles? NO MORE CHRISTOPHER-MADE PROFITEROLES FOR GRELL as just desserts.

[uaa_agents]

Christopher will forget about the little flower he sees in Chicago in his first introduction.

[ordinarily]

Name: Danny Fenton
Cause of death: Grell Some UAA punk in the streets
Notes: I dunno, go wild.

[uaa_agents]

Danny will lose his memories about the box ghost.

[hououji]

Name: Fuu Hououji
Cause of death: The hitman the UAA hired that no one knows. Totally.
Notes: ... Do your worst. I mean it.

[uaa_agents]

Fuu will lose her memories of this moment. She will remember the decision she made to become stronger, but she will not remember that she made the decision with Umi.

[keep_smiling]

Name: Elmer C. Albatross
Cause of death: Grell SOME JERK
Notes: This happens tomorrow. Have fun, yo.

[uaa_agents]

Elmer will forget Monica Campanella's last smile. He will no longer be able to remember if she ever gave him a real, truly happy smile before she died or not.

[inhumanity]

Name: Christopher frenchblasdgasdg
Cause of death: Elmer's Smile Assistance Service
Notes: I daren't suggest when Yun handles these things.

[uaa_agents]

Christopher will lose some of his memories of Hong Chimei. He'll remember his face, his name, and that he loves him very much and that they are Lamia together, but he won't be able to recall their shared experiences, their conversations, all the things that are proof of why he can trust Chi so much.

[hintcoinplz]

Name: Luke Triton
Cause of death: Getting eaten by an Umi shark.
Notes: Hit me with your best shot

[uaa_agents]

Luke, while remembering that he wants to be a gentleman, will forget why! He'll still feel the desire to be one and remember the rules of it -- but why does we want to be one?

We just don't know.

whoops this is way late.

[redbutterfly]

Name: Metis
Cause of death: Starvation/dehydration. More than once, too. (this was all before mermaids/after Aigis left.)
Notes: ...I honestly do not even know, she doesn't have a lot of memories to begin with. Uh. Probably some everyday object? Man idk, suggestions?

[uaa_agents]

Sorry for the delay!

Metis will have forgotten a small detail about Aigis with each death. Once, she might forget the color of her hair. Another time, she might forget the color of her eyes. Et cetera.

[redbutterfly]

....cries quietly